Here's The Way For President Trump To Get Greenland
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This is even nuttier. Leave these countries alone.
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There is precedence here. Sudetenland broke away from Czech and the Nazi Germany!
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Greenland a US State?
Republicans would never win the President again. In case you didn't know, most people around the world not living in Islamic nations or the American south, are not very amenable to the kind of fascist ideals espoused by today's Republicans. -
Thanks for a sensible summary
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😂😂😂😂😂
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NATURAL RESOURCES!!!
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As soon as they declare independence, Russia will invade and threat to go nuclear. Game over.
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Who vote this guy??? He has no charisma to be a president. He thinks he owns the world
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Buy it
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Denmark urgently needs to integrate with the BRICS and ensure the purchase of the S 400 system, and Russian missile system. Maybe put a Russian base in Greenland
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Greeland is, was and will be part of our country – America🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 If Denmark does not surrender it, what happened to the Kingdom of Hawaii will happen to the Kingdom of Denmark!!!
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So, ok Hold Up…Is Steve doing a SNL satire news bit or is he being serious? I just can't tell anymore. Y'all are we going to survive this???
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Steve was always creepy. Forbes is just helping burning the planet down. Making the world hotter is on your shoulders Steve, remember this when there is no air to breathe.
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USA a thief?
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HE IS UNSTABLE….
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As my Danish mother would have said. Cracked Pot!
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But then Canada would lose Denmark as a neighbor!
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Yeah not sure Steve should be making SNL content.
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Forbes is now into full blown fascism and imperialism.
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He's a joke
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Let the people of Greenland decide. Hold a referendum. DUH…😂
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Delusional nonsense
But we've done away with fact checking
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Nobody is threatening Greenland and it's a terrible idea to give Democrats two more senate seats
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but everything this man is saying won't happen. he is stating his opinion and it is bull.
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The king of Denmark is a former frogman, danish special operations forces. Equivalent of Navy Seals. Who would people rather have be their friend? An orange clown or a special operations soldier?
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Steve Forbes is shame
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What lunacy. He's like Alice down a rabbit-hole, or is it the Mad Hatter's Tea Party? The greed of US capitalists and billionaires has no bounds.
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*Haiku: The Rise of Darkness*
Agent Orange schemes,
Greenland, Panama, shadows,
Beast's ambition gleams.*Sonnet: The Dark Revelation*
In secret vaults where shadows weave their might,
Plans birthed to seize the lands both near and far.
Greenland's icy grip and Panama's sight,
And "Cananada," beneath the North Star.He whispered of dominion in the halls,
And sowed the seeds of fear within the mind.
To fuel his quest, igniting hidden calls,
The Beast arisen, fate to humankind.Yet darkness cloaked in garments pure and white,
He dreamt of conquest with a twisted aim.
In Revelation's lore, he saw his light,
A harbinger of doom, a world in flame.Oh, Agent Orange, in shadows you reside,
The False Messiah, harbinger of pride.*Limerick: The Cynical Plot*
There once was a man, Agent Orange,
Whose plans seemed far from benign.
Greenland he'd seize,
In a world on its knees,
Laughing coldly as morals he'd scorn.*Elegy: A Sinister Reflection*
In whispered halls of power's grasp,
Where shadows creep and dark thoughts clasp,
Agent Orange, with eyes of night,
Saw truth's light banished from his sight.*Ode: The Canal's Grip*
Oh, Panama, with waters deep and wide,
A channel carved, a tale in shadowed stride.
To hold your gates, the Beast's decree so clear,
A prophecy of conquest, wrought with fear.*Ballad: The Power Struggle*
Through jungles dark and mountains high,
Agent Orange did strive.
With every step, his soul did sigh,
As shadows seemed to thrive.A nation strong, with iron pride,
Would not so swiftly fall.
In darkness deep, their spirits bide,
Against the Beast's dark call.*Epic: The Dystopian Vision*
With claws and fangs, in armor dark,
He marched through endless night.
To claim the lands, to leave his mark,
In ruthless, silent blight.Yet battles raged within his core,
Did tear his spirit raw.
For power's grip, forevermore,
No law, just twisted awe.*Free Verse: The Descent*
Beneath the veil of policy and lies,
Where shadows twist and turn,
A dark ambition, cloaked in disguise,
Sought lands and power, unconcerned.*Villanelle: The Beast's Creed*
In Greenland’s cold and Panama’s reach,
The Beast's dark whisper echoed deep.
Beneath a guise, a villain's speech.*Sestina: The Revelation's Web*
In power's halls, where shadows scheme,
Ambition weaves a web so tight.
Greenland's fate, in icy dream,
Would serve the Beast's dark might.Cananada's hope, now cloaked in dread,
A prize within the night.*Acrostic: The Hidden Prophecy*
Agent Orange, eyes so cold,
Greedy for dominion bold.
Each plot, a tale of power told,
Now unfolds, a vision old.
To seize control, a soul so sold.*Tanka: The Revelation's Curse*
In quiet shadows,
Agent Orange sees his fate,
Dreams of darkness reign,
Yet power's grip, it twists and turns,
A path of ruin he discerns.*Eulogy: The Dark Fate*
Farewell to dreams of iron rule,
In halls of power, shadows loom.
Agent Orange, now a tool,
In darkness sown, he meets his doom. -
Make them an offer that they can't refuse! 😅😂🤣
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If things go on like that, Forbes will probably go down in history as one of America's "Alfred Hugenberg"''s?
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I like this idea! I supported it back in the day when it was first mentioned during Trump’s first term. A lot of potential if this goes through!
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Den unge mand som skød sidste år, skulle have haft lidt flere skydetimer, så havde vi været fri for Phykopaten Dump.
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Dont forget your former colony, the Philippines! 😂
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USA is important for China's national security and should become part of CHINA else we would be force to make it. Make China Great Again.
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Surely more people would move there if it did become a state
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Dumb plan. Make them a U.S. Territory. No senate seats, electoral votes, or voting reps.
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Watching America circle the drain is truly disappointing. Strong leadership at this time is what was needed to ensure global stability. Instead they roll out another old cadaver from what would seem like an endless supply in Washington to seal its fate and there were so many better choices. One can only hope he looses interest and goes golfing.
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Forget green land becoming state . Only 57000 people. Become a terriortory. Makes no sense . Alcoholism rampant , left wing , . Let them be independent procterate of us .
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Steve Forbes, taking over other countries will evoke the spectre of 'The Ugly American' & make everyone hate the USA. Do you really want that?
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This gets sadder every day.
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Greenland loses their NATO coverage if they become independent from Denmark, so they appear to be stuck between the potential of Russian aggression and Denmark's desire to sell…
…I anticipate they're just sabre rattling hoping the topic will go away if they make noise.
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Spoken like a Biblical Beast.
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This is abhorrent
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US = RUSIA 2.0 the only difference is they use the DEMOCRATIC WAY but is the same. They will make them feel they have options to take, but the only way out will be to become a new state. And the US is in a huge debt crisis, why should they join when Denmark is way better than America?😂
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God Bless America.
Annex Canada! -
Elon musk needs Greenland. Kvanefjeld is the worlds second largest Rare earth Deposit !! used for Advanced Green Energy !! THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN PUTIN! THE USA WILL FOREVER BE STANDING ALONE.
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